Thursday, January 19, 2017

TURD Humor

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, uncontrollable crying and “unfriending” on Facebook.

TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal, Socialist parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
  • Membership in the Democratic Party.
  • Identifies as an Actor or Artist.
  • Exposure to a Liberal Arts college professor.
  • Works for the Federal, State or Local government.
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area.
  • Massive student debt.
  • Spotty or non-existent work history.

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.


If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

5 comments:

  1. Oh, I just don't follow them anymore. Some of the things they are 'reporting' are downright ridiculous. Hopefully they will see the error of their ways & just move along like the sheep they are.

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  2. I am concerned for the future of the USA. There are to many TURDS voting and they will turn us into another Greece, Italy and other financially condemned countries. The TURDS demands for higher minimum wages, free tuition's and government subsidies will break us.

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  3. Mike,

    They're to many turds in this country. If they thought life was difficult now, wait a year or so.

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  4. I would prescribe 500 grams of Dammitol, t.i.d. for TURD, which has an orgsnic basis: the dendrites of the optic nerve cross with those of the rectal netve, resulting in a shitty outlook in life. Motor activity is affected also: the afflicted and only turn left.

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