A young woman
brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother
told the girl's father to find out about the young man.
The father invited the fiancé to his
study for a talk.
"So, what are your plans?"
the father asked the young man.
"I am a biblical scholar,"
he replied.
"A biblical
scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you
do to provide a
nice house for my daughter to live in?"
"I will
study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."
"And how
will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asked the father.
"I will concentrate on my
studies," the young man replied, "God will provide
for us."
"And children?" asked the
father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will
provide," replied the fiancé.
The conversation proceeded like
this...and each time the father questioned,
the young idealist insisted that God
would provide.
Later, the mother asked, "How
did your talk go, honey?"
The father answered, "another
Democrat, he has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm
God."
LOL!
ReplyDeleteI constantly spent my half an hour to read this weblog's content daily along with a cup of coffee.
ReplyDeleteSounds about right to me.
ReplyDeleteGreat. That was simply great!! Too many of our 50 something friends have children who think they are God as well. Fortunately our four learned a long time ago we're very anti-deity like in terms of supporting them (financially that is, we do share our garden produce).
ReplyDeleteThis kid could go into politics and get elected President! Living in a fantasy world.
ReplyDeleteBest one yet, mike
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