Saturday, June 19, 2021

Phone call

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. 

Finally, Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. 

The Devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call.”


  1. Glad to see you're still around. I was starting to wonder. Hope you and your wife are in good health. . . . . . . Your blog is so helpful. Have you ever thought about writing an ebook? . . . . . As for humor, we need something to laugh about, huh?

    1. Hi Liz
      I have thought about re-writing the entire blog because much of it is out-dated, and that would take more time and energy than I have. I’m dealing with heart issues which takes away any desires and any extra energy I may have. Living Prepared began in November 2008, 13 years ago and has seen over 1.9 million visits during that run. As you can see there is a lot of material to up-date. I thank you for your confidence, time and comments!
      I’m not closing down yet but there are days I just can’t find he motivation to post new material.


    2. We'll be praying for you for strength and rest. . . . . . There is plenty of material here for anyone to review! I particularly enjoy your carefully tested recipes for bread. Honestly, I think no one should be graduated from high school until they can bake a decent loaf of bread. You are doing a great service for those who want to be prepared. Just stay put right here!! Get plenty of rest!